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If Brains Were C-4, Bill Clinton Couldn't Blow His Nose!
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If brains were C-4, Bill Clinton couldn't blow his nose!
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Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose.
Since this is definitely a no-no, you: (a) Pretend to wave to someone across the room and with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the 4th joint....
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