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• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output....
• UBD /U-B-D/ n. [abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's part.
  Compare pilot error; oppose PBD; see also brain-damaged....
• UBD: /U-B-D/ [abbreviation for `User Brain Damage'] An abbreviation used to close out trouble reports obviously due to utter cluelessness on the user's part.
  Compare {pilot error}; oppose {PBD}; see also {brain-damaged}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• HOO: Hide Operator's Outpu
• if (output == CRAP) eat_words()
• No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
• What is the output of a vacuum pump?
• Programmers give more input/output!
• Programmers need more input/output!