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If Children Knew What Their Parents Were Really Like, They'd Kill Them In Their Sleep.
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If children knew what their parents were really like, they'd kill them
in their sleep.
-- Frank Zappa
Related:
Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa
The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Frank Zappa
Carnegie Hall! What the fuck are we doing here? -- Frank Zappa '71
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash...
Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash...