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If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
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College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
If food is not reasonably clean, return uneaten portion for partial refund
Trap full -- please empty.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view. -- Lowe's Law
Please return stewardess to original upright position.
Please return sysop to original upright position.
Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
Streets full of water; please advise. -- Robert Benchley
/earth is 98% full ... please delete any un-necessary people.