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• The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
  "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....
• I wanna have Vincent's kittens.
• What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
• Homer: Mr. Mayor, I hate to break it to you, but this town is infested by bears.
  Moe: Yeah, and these ones are smarter than the average bear....
• I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
• And feel that I am happier than I know.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book viii, Line 282...
• I feel happy! I feel happy! [THUD]
• No wonder I feel so tired--I'm older now than I've ever been before. -- Ashleigh Brillia
• Sometimes I feel like the next guy that everybody is always better off than.