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If Elvis Ain't Dead, Let's Kill Him!
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If Elvis ain't dead, let's kill him!
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Jesus rose from the dead and the apostles came unto him saying "How's Elvi
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
Its 1993 and Elvis is still dead.
What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
Wiggum: Kill her, boy! Apu: Stop him dead, little girl!
Bart crowd: _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart! _Kill_, Bart!...
Why is it that Elvis is dead and *I'm* the one in Hell?
Let's kill the taglines !!
Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill, He jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't sit still, Juliet was waiting with a safety net, Said "don't bury me 'cause I ain't dead yet".
-- Elvis Costello...