Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
If God Had Intended For Texans To Ski, He Would Have Made Bullshit White.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
If God had intended for Texans to ski, he would have made
bullshit white.
Related:
If God had intended man to have computers, he would have given him 16 fingers.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.