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• Eleventh Law of Acoustics: In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response
  phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another....
• Yeager's Law: Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle.
  Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off....
• Flying saucers, time machines, they're all the same.
• Is this program available for all the machines?" "Just the VAX, Ma'am.
• Washing machines only break down during the wash cycle. -- Yeager's Law
• Predicting the future, as we all know, is risky. Predicting the evolution of new technology is downright hazardous.
  -- Leon Coope...
• The tendencies of democracies are, in all things, to mediocrity, since the tastes, knowledge and principles of the majority form the tribunal of appeal.
  -- James Fenimore Coope...
• If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it.
  The piece will make perfect sense without it. -- Mr....
• Mr. Cooper's Law: If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of technical writing, ignore it.
  The piece will make perfect sense without it....