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• Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
• Faith in immortality, like belief in Satan, leaves unanswered the ancient questio
  is God unable to prevent suffering and thus not omnipotent?...
• If some guy is 6-foot-5 with gigantic muscles and incredibly handsome, why does he need to put on a batsuit?
  Why doesn't he just put on a ski mask and kick the crap out of people?...
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Hot water heaters? Why does hot water need heating?
• 10) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant??
  I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• In my opinion I think that an author when he is writing shouldn't get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that he does not really need.
  -- Writing Rule 16...