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• I grew up on a big farm. Last time I was home visiting my folks I delivered a calf.
  I tell ya, I feel so much thinner now. -- Henriette Mantel...
• I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size
  and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there....
• I am immortal, at least till I die.
• I am grim... and harsh... and ripe with fury! I fight and kill and howl and get *all bloody*!
  I go bowling whenever I want!" -- The Carrot's statements on life......
• QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair?
• I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear.
• Little Fly, Thy summer's play If thought is life My thoughtless hand And strength & breath, Has brush'd away.
  And the want Of thought is death, Am not I A fly like thee?...