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If I Didn't Know Any Better, I'd Be Happy Right Now.
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If I didn't know any better, I'd be happy right now.
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Would I rather be right, or happy?
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Any government, like a family, can for a year spend more than it earns.
But you and I know that a continuance of that habit means the poorhouse. -- Franklin D. Roosevel...
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better.
The things I worry about don't happen. -- Watchman Examine...
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now.
I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now!
I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY!
I feel happy! I feel happy! [THUD]
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.