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If I Had A Q-TIP, I Could Prevent Th'collapse Of NEGOTIATIONS!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th'collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Could I have a drug overdose? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I had pancake makeup for brunch! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
YOW!! Now I understand advanced MICROBIOLOGY and th' new TAX REFORM laws!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81... -- Zippy the Pinhead
You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th' distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead