Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
All Men Are Born Naked. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
All men are born naked.
-- Carlos Eduardo Novaes
Related:
All men have the right to wait in line. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
Each person has the right to take the subway. -- Carlos Eduardo Novae
Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs in his country
provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a college degree, influential parents, good looks, a resume, two 3X4 snapshots, and a good tax record....
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
All little girls were born to become women. All little boys were born with the hope of becoming men.
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. -- Eduardo Galeano
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
On parent knees, a naked new-born child, Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled
So live, that sinking in thy last long sleep, Calm thou mayst smile, while all around thee weep....
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.