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.. If I Had Heart Failure Right Now, I Couldn't Be A More Fortunate Man!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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.. If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I think I am an overnight sensation right now!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I just had a NOSE JOB!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I had pancake makeup for brunch! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now I am depressed... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hope I bought the right relish... zzzzzzzzz... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I feel better about world problems now! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm EMOTIONAL now because I have MERCHANDISING CLOUT!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus! -- Zippy the Pinhead