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If I Have Any Beliefs About Immortality, It Is That Certain Dogs I Have Known Will Go To Heaven, And Very, Very Few Persons.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-- James Thurber
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I have a very strange feeling about this.
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.
-- James Thurbe...
I have a very strange feeling about this... -- Luke Skywalke
Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....
Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
..nah. Bob: [curious] No, go on. Bart: Well, you have such a beautiful voice....
I treasure this strange combination found in very few perso
a fierce desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of the quest....
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!