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• If the main aim of playing is not to win, then why keep scores -- Worf, "Star Trek
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• Keep playing with the same toys. But let's paint them a little shinier.
  -- A domestic-policy adviser to President George Bush...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• How many experienced computer users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Black Dens: Where Black Holes live; often unheated warehouses with Day'Glo spray painting
  mutilated mannequins, Elvis references, dozens of overflowing ashtrays, broken mirror sculptures, and Velvet Underground music playing in the background....