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  -- Sherry Gradito...
• Eleven seconds after the warranty expires on your $
  17,000 car, the engine will make a knocking sound that exactly duplicates the drum solo -- from Inna Gadda Da Vida....
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty.
  Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker....
• You can't get anything without working for it. -- The First Law The most you can accomplish by working is to break even.
  -- The Second Law You can only break even at absolute zero....
• The Three Laws of Thermodynamics: The First Law
  You can't get anything without working for it. The Second Law...