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If It Doesn't Work, Expand It. -- Schrank's First Law The Greater The Magnitude, The Less Notice Will Be Taken That It Does Not Work.
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If it doesn't work, expand it.
-- Schrank's First Law
The greater the magnitude, the less notice will be taken
that it does not work.
-- Corollary
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