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If It Is Alright With You, I Think I Will Make Lunch For Us In My Tee Shirt.
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If it is alright with you, I think I will make lunch for us in my tee
shirt. Well, it is alright by me, but it seems it would be a whole lot less
messy if you were to make lunch on the counter.
Related:
You're so out to lunch you make me hungry.
I think I'm gonna lose my lunch!
Go Ahead, Make My Lunch!
Something better... 1 (obvious): Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover. She's going to blow....
behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
[click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the dark....
You are going to be alright. Maybe not.
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
Ross: Alright, I want my monkey. Luisa [from Animal Control]
No! Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, prom queen....