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  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• A computer without software just decorates your desk.
• Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• May you become the greatest expert on drought, locust, pip, and anthrax.
• Check to see if you any words out. -- Writing Rule 15
• Anyone who doesn't believe as you do is a bigot. -- Liberal Rule #15
• Rule your mind or it will rule you. HORACE
• You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.