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• Something is VERY wrong here!
• Writing software is more fun than working. WRONG!
• How many WordPerfect support technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
• There is no right way to do something wrong.
• Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
  ...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...
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• Paranoia is thinking that if something can't go wrong, it will still go wrong.
• Death is Nature's way of telling you something's wrong.
• There's something wrong if you're always right. -- Arnold Glasow