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If It Wasn't For These Muscle Spasms, I'd Get No Exercise At All.
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If it wasn't for these muscle spasms, I'd get no exercise at all.
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I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise. -- Red Skelto
I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. -- Chauncey Depew
I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had!
They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom.
I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance. -- Jeff Shaw...
Another time we were driving up the highway and saw a bindery named Muscle Bound.
I said to my parents "Jeff thinks he's muscle-bound" to which he replied "Muscle-bound?...
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
To be or nut^H^H^H -- sh^Gt, how do I delete..