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• My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago. -- George Gobel
• All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
• I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. -- George Gobel
• The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel
• You will drink champagne and dance all night, under electric candlelight.
• Watching television, you'd think we lived at bay, surrounded on all sides by human-seeking germs.
  We are instructed to spray disinfectant everywhere, into the air of our bedrooms and kitchens and with special energy into bathrooms....