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If It Weren't For Philo T. Farnsworth, Inventor Of Television, We'd Still Be Eating Frozen Radio Dinners.
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd
still be eating frozen radio dinners.
-- Johnny Carson
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If it weren't for Philip T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Television is a gift of God, and God will hold those who utilize his divine instrument accountable to Him.
-- Philo T. Farnsworth (one of television's inventors)...
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The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
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Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert Carso
Television - the longest amateur night in history. CARSON
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