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All Modern Men Are Descended From A Wormlike Creature, But It Shows More On Some People.
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All modern men are descended from a wormlike creature, but it shows more on
some people.
-- Will Cuppy
Related:
A winner shows some of his character, a loser, all of it.
The following appeared as part of an article in a health magazine.
"A new discovery warrants a drastic change in the diets of people living in the United States....
Modern biology has been built upon two great ideas.
The first, a product of the nineteenth century, is that all life descended from elementary, single- celled organisms by means of natural selection....
Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.
-- Edward Abbey...
Not all men are fools. Some are bachelors.
0: Numeric zero, as opposed to the letter `O' (the 15th letter of the English alphabet).
In their unmodified forms they look a lot alike, and various kluges invented to make them visually distinct have compounded the confusion....
FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth
he perigee of his eccentric orbit. When David said...
feature key: n. The Macintosh key with the cloverleaf graphic on its keytop
ometimes referred to as `flower', `pretzel', `clover', `propeller', `beanie' (an apparent reference to the major feature of a propeller beanie), {splat}, or the `command key'....
I do more work all day than some people do before 5 AM.