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If I Wanted To Listen To An ASSHOLE, I Would've Farted!
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If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!
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Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac, I would have *bought* one!
Liberal Speach: I promise you a Korn Dog in every asshole
I'm such an *asshole*! I know how you feel, Chris... And you're right.
I don't listen to weakies!
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!