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If Life Were A Bed Of Roses, Some People Wouldn't Be Happy Until They Developed An Allergy.
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If life were a bed of roses, some people wouldn't be happy until
they developed an allergy.
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Life is just a bed of roses.
Life is a bed of roses, full of Pricks.
I don't need a bed of roses, cuz roses wither away.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns.
I am thankful thorns have roses. -- Alphonse Karr, French journali...
Some people get up at a quarter to seven. Other people lie in bed 'til 8
45 or nine, but I'm happy just to hang in bed 'til eleven, 'cause eleven has always been a good friend of mine....
Some people make you happy wherever they go, and some people make you happy whenever they go.
-- Laura Burgholde...
My allergy tests suggest that I may have been intended for some other planet. -- Walt Wetterberg
Noone could be happy-happy out of their head all the time,unless they were on some fierce drug altogether.
-- Frank & Walte...
Some people wouldn't be happy if you hung them with a new rope!