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If More Than One Person Is Responsible For A Miscalculation, No One Is At Fault.
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If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one
is at fault.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventeenth Universal Law
Related:
In any given miscalculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.
-- Merle P. Marti...
If only one bid can be secured on a project, the price will be unreasonable.
-- The RPCISPE's Sixth Universal Law...
Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
-- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law
Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded. -- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
-- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
-- The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal Law...