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• Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
  That's why they were called wise men. All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying...
• Ever since prehistoric times, wise men have tried to understand what, exactly, make people laugh.
  That's why they were called "wise men." All the other prehistoric people were out puncturing each other with spears, and the wise men were back in the cave saying...
• Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #34...
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 6...
• Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law
  You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter....
• Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy's Corollary) You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
• Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but to yourself, ask yourself how you would act were all the world looking at you and act accordingly.
  -- Thomas Jefferso...
• No matter which side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side.
  -- Jascha Heifetz...