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• Only ten people in the world now understand the theory of relativity.
  Each of my 33 friends thinks they are among that ten. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
• I am not an Athenian or a Greek, I am a citizen of the world. -- Socrate
• I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing.
  Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings....
• My great dream is that I've won all the beauty contests in the world and all the people I don't like are forced to build me a castle in France.
• You claim a birthright you have forsaken? I have not forsaken my heritage.
  I am Klingon. My heart is of this world. My blood is as yours....
• Incest: The theory of relativity...
• To the Workers of the world, I am sorry.
  ' -- Karl Marx -- Seen on the side of an East German factory...
• Quantum mechanics is very impressive. But an inner voice tells me that it is not yet the real thing.
  The theory yields a lot, but it hardly brings us any closer to the secret of the Old One....
• However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
  There is no position on which people are so immovable as their religious beliefs....