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• Teflon brain -- nothing sticks.
• What makes Teflon stick to the Pan? Nonstick Velcro.
• Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would - would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush.
  ..But I'm not gonna do that. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
• Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !!
• I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Match makers do it with sticks.
• Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
• I realized this morning why Reagan and Bush were such a good combination.
  We called Reagan the Teflon President. Given the way Bush continually changes his mind on the issues based on current political pressures, he must be the Waffle President....
• What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks.