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If only my computer could cook...
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My computer, my documents, my briefcase, my ASS! -- Ben Cook
These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
.. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y.
If only my penmanship teacher could see me now.
If only I'd paid attention in nursery art classes instead of spending my entire time manufacturing papier-mache willies to frighten Sarah Wallace.
.. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...