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• if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade()
• Works of charity negligently performed are of no worth.
  -- Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote (1605-1615)...
• IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDIF
• IF(UNDERSTAND .EQ. .TRUE.) THEN FORTPROGJOB=POSSIBLE ENDIF
• There are. . . scientific works-- star catalogues, for example-- which are not a
  but the theoretical structures of Gauss, Einstein, or Maxwell are original, individual, "very personal" responses and expressions of exactly the same kind as the creative works of Beethoven or Dostoievski....
• Computers and video technology can make facsimiles of original works such as paintings and historical documents available to everyone.
  The great advantage of this new technology is that it will enable anyone....
• Works of charity negligently performed are of no worth.
  [For this statement, "Don Quixote" was placed on the Index by the Spanish Inquisition in 1640....
• A new author attempted to get an older author to read his works simply by sending them to the older man.
  The older author read what was sent and replied that the work was both interesting and original, but unfortunately, that which was original was not interesting and that which was interesting was not original....
• If this doesn't work, UPGRADE!