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I Fought The (fjords!) And The (fjords!) Won.
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I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
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Pining for the fjords??? What kind of talk is that?
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.
It's not hungry (it's merely pinin' for the fjords). Besides, you have have no bird seed.
Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out....
I won! I won!
In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them
and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent....
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstei...