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• The, uh, snowy mountains are like really cold, eh? And the, um, plains stretch out like my moms girdle, eh?
  There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for everyone, eh?...
• I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
• I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
• Mouse found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
• Mouse not found: Boot cat? (Y/N)
• Serial killer strikes! Mouse and modem found dead.