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I Found An Immortality Spell With A Lifetime Guarantee!
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I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. -- Woody Alle...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.
I want to achieve immortality through not dying. WOODY ALLEN...
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back into style.
If you're witch hunting, I spell mine with a B.
I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?
You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
-- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
Immortality is dead!