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If People Looked Like Their Passport Photos, Very Few Nations Would Let Them In.
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If people looked like their passport photos,
very few nations would let them in.
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Passport pictures are what people really look like.
Many people think that raindrops are shaped like pears, but high speed photos show them to be flat-bottomed with rounded tops - not unlike mushrooms.
For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....
Very few people are worshipping a golden calf, yet many of them are buying it a pound at a time at their local meat market.
If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
-- Jack Carte...
If people behaved in the way nations do they would all be put in straitjackets.
-- Tennessee William...
Very few people can afford to be poor. -- George Bernard Shaw
Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people.
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....