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If (program==delivered && Installed==true) Trash_HD()
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if (program==delivered && installed==true) trash_HD();
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Most bugs surface once a program has been delivered.
ude adj. Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare bare metal).
We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude, so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation disks....
ude: adj. Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare {bare metal}).
We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude, so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation tapes....
Real programmers never deliver programs on schedule.
Either the program is "done" in two days or it is never finished....
Homophobe's dream come true; deFAGmenting program for computer.
HD Recovery: see online documentation....
Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
Park the HD? As in moving it from D to P?
Windows: A solitaire game requiring 16 meg on the HD.