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If Shit Was Worth Something, Poor People Would Be Born Without Arseholes.
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If shit was worth something, poor people would be born without arseholes.
-- Eddie Murphy, Another 48 Hours
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes. -- Henry Mille
Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language.
Yo baby yo baby yo. -- Eddie Murphy
Shit Happens' according to... Marxism: The rich shit exploits the poor shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
Dictatorship of the shit....
A life without tragedy would not be worth living. -- Edward Abbey
Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
Everybody Knows: If something is worth doing once, it's worth building a tool to do it.
Your problem is another's solution; Your solution will be his problem....
If something's not worth dying for, it's not worth living for.
Life is a shit sandwich, and every day is another bite.