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• Keep your sense of humor about your position. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Don't speak ill of your predecessors (or successors) - you did not walk in their shoes.
  -- Donald Rumsfeld...
• With the press, it is safest to assume that there is no "off the record." -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
  [laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...
• As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.
  -- Beaumarchai...
• If you develop rules, never have more than ten. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. -- Donald Rumsfeld
• Never say "The White House wants"- buildings don't "want." -- Donald Rumsfeld
• When an idea is being pushed because it is "exciting," "new," or "innovative", beware.
  An exciting, new, innovative idea can also be foolish....