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• Software Engineering: How to program if you cannot. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
• The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly.
  I would rather use them to mimic something better. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• FORTRAN, "the infantile disorder", by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today
  it is too clumsy, too risky, and too expensive to use....
• APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection. It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the pa
  it creates a new generation of coding bums. -- Edsger W....
• You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
• You may be redneck... if you list your parole officer as a reference.
• If you prefer, simply type w rather than west.
• Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematic
  he poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.