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If the conniption fits, wear it.
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If the shoe fits, wear it.
It is considered bad form, when in the presence of Imelda Marcos, to say "If the shoe fits, wear it!
If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
Uhura: "You are Crewman Dax?" Dax: "Yes, Commander, what is the problem?
Chekov: "Perhaps you know...Russian epic of Cinderella....
Graves dug to custom fits.
If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
If the shoe fits ... it's the wrong colour.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.