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If The Kids Are Alive At The End Of The Day, I've Done My Job. -- Roseanne Barr Arnold
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If the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
-- Roseanne Barr Arnold
Related:
The Roseanne Barr Diet: One meadow per day.
One thing men can do better than women: read a map.
Men read maps better. 'Cause only a male mind could conceive of one inch equaling 100 miles....
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him....
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
Roseanne Arnold -- Shannon Doherty before Ultra Slimfast.
My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
I 've wandered east, I 've wandered west, Through many a weary way
But never, never can forget The love of life's young day....
You can't be a figment of my imagination--I'd have done a better job.