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• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
• If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline?
• Homer: Okay, who's up for some scrounging? [begins to scrounge
  coming up with a basketball, deflated into a bowl-like shape] Hey, here's a perfectly good basketball hat....
• Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down. -- Chazal
• Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
• It's not enough knowing good from rotten..." "You're telling me.
  "When something new pops up every day." "You're telling me!...
• Thou art God(dess).