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If There Isn't A Population Problem, Why Is The Government Putting Cancer In The Cigarettes?
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If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
the cigarettes?
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
Related:
Contributes to the population problem.
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ig of Thomas Funke [(thomas@gamelan.shnet.org)]...