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• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  A: You have to wait 22 months....
• Q: "If you think I tormented you in the past, my little friends, wait until see what I do with you now!
  Q2: "Q..." Q: "I was just seeing if you were...still watching." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Would advice from 'Q' be considered a 'Q'-tip??
• Beverly: "Wait a minute! You, you can't just come in here and take her away from everything she's ever known!
  Q: [Laughs] "I assure you I can." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• I know human beings. They're all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness.
  They can't wait to absolve...almost any offense. It's an inherent weakness in the breed....
• Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme then wait and see who gets struck by lightning first.
• Don't wait for people to be friendly; show them how.
• Shut up, Q! -- Geordi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
• If Q was female, would he be called O?