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• Where would we be without any problems? BORED!
• Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
• If men acted after marriage as they do during courtship, there would be fewer divorces -- and more bankruptcies.
  -- Frances Rodma...
• How many waitresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager....
• Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
• Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
• WAITRESSES do it with chopstick
• WAITRESSES serve it piping hot.