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If The Writer Is Considerate Of The Reader, He Won't Have A Problem With Ambiguous Sentences.
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If the writer is considerate of the reader,
he won't have a problem with ambiguous sentences.
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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer. ACHESON
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
-- Acheson's Rule of Bureauracracy...
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. -- Dean Acheso
The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader.
It is traditional to leave the notation ambiguous.
RAM: Read Ambiguous Memory
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
-- Mort Sahl...
All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.
Homer: Marge, we need to talk. You're spending too much time at the casino and I think you may have a problem.
Marge: I won sixty dollars last night! Homer: Woo-hoo!...