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• It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby.
• I think................I am paid.
• It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a -- NO, IT'S MY LIFE!!!
• I took up gardening as a hobby, but I only grew tired.
• I think, therefore I am paid.
• I exist, therefore I am paid.
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
  Homer: Son, I'm proud of you. I was <twice> your age before I figured that out....
• What do you mean, we're not getting paid?