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• Beep beep? It MUST be Earth humor...
• To Save the Earth. The Humans must die.
• If ignorance is bliss, the White House must be heaven on earth!
• One must always be drunk. Everything is there: it is the essential issue.
  To avoid that horrible burden of Time grabbing your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, you must get drunk without restraint....
• Man shall never reach his full capacity while chained to the earth.
  We must take wing and conquer the heavens. -- Icaru...
• Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart.
  The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on Earth. -- Fedor Dostoevsky...
• Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically.
  You must rely on your human intuition. -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknow...
• If you would hit the mark, you must aim a little above i
  Every arrow that flies feels the attraction of earth. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882...
• Alas! while the body stands so broad and brawny, must the soul lie blinded, dwarfed, stupefied, almost annihilated?
  Alas! this was, too, a breath of God, bestowed in heaven, but on earth never to be unfolded!...